1. When you move too much and the snap chat filter comes off your face.
2. Me trying to repair my life.
3. How I feel after I bring all the groceries inside myself.
4. The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe.
5. Me on my wedding day.
6. Whats worse than heartbreak?
7. Me check for abs after two sit ups.
8. How am I supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food?
9. When you convince your friends to abandon their responsibilities and get drunk with you.
10. Literally me with everything.